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Signs of our times..!

Many people write to us with many questions about pressing issues about relationships, romance and even family matters, job questions, etc. that are not really media related. When time allows we will post timely, insightful and even pithy answers. Rarely, however, do people write for answers to questions we already know the answers to! We have lots of really good answers stored up sitting idle, doing virtually nothing. But since you don't write to us with just the right questions, we don't get to show them off.

Well, this page lets us get them out where all can enjoy them!

Q. What is a SWAWMX?
A. A Vampire god worshiped in Burma.

(See! Isn't this fun! This is much better that the usually question.)

Q. What is the largest island (single island) on earth?
A. Greenland, at 2,176,000 sq/km.

(O.K. here's a tough one...)

Q. Which continent has the highest I.Q. per capita?
A. Antarctica. (All it has are researchers running around.)

Q. I need to call someone. What the hell is their phone number?
A. Alright, type in their number, we'll get it for you. Just don't lose it. Try one of two services:

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Q. I just found a little, teeny, tiny scrap of paper with a phone number on it, but I can't remember who's number it is. Can you at least tell me the last name of the person?
A. Well, at least you didn't lose it like we warned you in the last question. Type in the number in this form: ###-###-####

Q. Was 'Sam' in "Casablanca'' always a man?
A. Producer Hal B. Wallis nearly made the character Sam a female. Hazel Scott, Lena Horne, and Ella Fitzgerald were tested for the role. Here's more ``Casablanca'' trivia

As more people fail to ask really interesting questons, and our staff accrues more interesting data, we will continue to add more:

Frequently Un-asked Questions!

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